I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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