I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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