Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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