How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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