Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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