Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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