woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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