you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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