never play flip cup with pint glasses
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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