Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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