someone owes me an orgasm
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
