I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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