I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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