smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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