perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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