Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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