the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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