i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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