Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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