I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
