see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
