Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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