ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
