I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Last time i carry you out of a forest
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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