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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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