I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
