it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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