Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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