No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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