Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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