I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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