I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We were destined to go to rehab together
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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