all she had left on were here heels. phone five
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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