And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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