I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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