does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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