This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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