Dual....:-)
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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