Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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