I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
it glows. i had to have it.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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