I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i don't like sucking hair
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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