It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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