Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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