she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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