You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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