Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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