It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
