So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
