The maid of honor just puked.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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