is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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