Don't you send me to vm
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Pants are for mortals
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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