I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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