i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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