You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
