i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Did I show you my penis last night?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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