Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
only if we run a train.
done.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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